Wednesday, 15 June 2011

Gaga

Lady Gaga is on the Champs Elysees apparently.

I don't want to give my location away to all the murderous stalkers I have, but I could get there in five minutes- that's roughly about how much of my life I lost forever watching the 'Judas' video. I wouldn't be surprised if she was the new Sacha Baron Cohen, and the 'Judas' song was her pièce de résistance. After seeing her erotically washing the Son of God's feet in a roll-top bath, I am counting down the days until she appears on National Television, jumps out of her giant egg, rips off her dress made out of ham and says:
'FOOLED YOU ALL!'

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